Animal CrackerA subtle cinnamon ice cream chock full of pink iced animal crackers — guaranteed to take you back to those preschool days.
Apple CinnamonAn ice cream that tastes like a fresh brewed batch of apple cider. Only we serve it cold.
Banana CreamWe add nothing but some vanilla & eight pounds of very ripe bananas. Koko's favorite.
Black ForestChocolate ice cream w/ white chocolate chunks & bordeaux cherries — gotta love the germans!
Blackberry White Chocolate ChunkSix pounds of marion black berries w/ white chocolate chunks. So far, this is the second longest name we have for one of our flavors — 29 letters.
Bubble GumBubble gum flavored & filled w/ pieces of gum. Dentists love this one.
ButterfingerVanilla ice cream, tons of smashed in butterfinger® candy bars. What did you expect? Snickers?
Butter PecanVery buttery & filled w/ the best pecans we could grow. Oh all right, the best that we could find.
Cape Cod CantaloupeLike the banana cream, puree a bunch of very ripe cantaloupes & add a touch of vanilla. We're borrowing this one from dick warren of cape cod's the four seas. Thanks dick!
CaramelThis not-so-subtle version is not a ribbon of caramel. It is a completely caramel ice cream. We're waiting for carmello anthony to sign on as our celebrity spokeperson for this one. Carmello! Call us!
ChaiIf you like chai tea, you'll love chai ice cream. Heck, even if you don't like chai tea you might like this ice cream, so give it a try. Made w/ oregon chai tea.
CheesecakeThe next best thing to cheesecake. Except that this is really more like cheesecake a la mode, so actually cheesecake is the next best thing to this ice cream.
Cherry Chocolate ChunkA cherry ice cream w/ bordeaux cherries & dark chocolate chunks. Hmm, there's a pattern forming here...
ChocolateWhip up a large silver bowl full of warm harshly dark cocoa, some vanilla to mellow it, five gallons of ice cream mix, & some of the colonel's secret seasoning. We make you crave it fortnightly.
Chocolate ButterfingerOur chocolate ice cream chock full o' butterfinger. Bart's fave.
Chocolate ChipAs opposed to all of our chunk ice creams, this one is simply littered w/ a never ending supply of chocolate flecks. We achieve this by making a vanilla ice cream & adding a slightly warmed italian stracciatella. Upon hitting the freezing ice cream, this wonderful italian chocolate freezes solid & shatters throughout the ice cream. Amo gli italiani!
Chocolate Chocolate ChunkNot a typo — our chocolate ice cream made even darker & filled w/ dark chocolate chunks. Choco-riffic!
Chocolate Chocolate Chunk RaspberryA clumpies' top ten, our chocolate ice cream made extra dark, w/ dark chocolate chunks, & a ribbon of raspberry puree. Choco-berry-licious!
Chocolate OreoA chocolate version of cookies & cream. And you thought oreos couldn't get any better...
Chocolate Peanut ButterOur chocolate ice cream w/ a peanut butter ribbon. Hey! Your peanut butter's in my chocolate!
CinnamonA nice subtle cinnamon ice cream w/ the added appeal of ground cinnamon specks for a full flavor.
Coconut Almond ChunkAnother clumpies' top ten, this one is grandaddy of the chunks. A coconut ice cream w/ shredded coconut, vanilla, dark chocolate chunks, & almonds (not just any but the best toasted, salted, buttered almond ever enjoyed by humankind).
CoffeeWe cold brew a coffee concentrate (with beans roasted locally at greyfriar's coffee & tea co.) & add it to the mix. A java junkie's dream!
Coffee ToffeeOur coffee ice cream w/ chunks of chocolate covered heath toffee. A match made in heaven — or as we say, "a match made in clumpies. "
Cookie DoughIn the clumpies' top ten, anyone who loves cookie dough ice cream knows that it depends upon the cookie dough. Ours has the best cookie dough chunks ever. This is one flavor that can cause fights when its not shared.
Cookies & CreamA clumpies' top ten, it is grey, white vanilla blended w/ dark cookies & topped off w/ huge chunks of cookies — oreos & milk, i mean come on already...
Clumpies Cow PieWhere else can you actually be excited at the prospect of eating cow pie. We're never even sure of everything that makes it into this one but it's something like: a chocolate ice cream w/ dark chocolate chunks, white chocolate chunks, almonds, pistachios, pecans, butterfinger, heath toffee, & broken off piece of some kitchen utensil — just kidding of course...there's no heath toffee.
CreamsicleRemember push up popsicles? No? Do you remember orange julius? Huh, ok... do you remember the tasty orange at the varsity in atlanta? Never mind, you won't like this one.
Earl GreyJust like the tea but cold, overly creamed, & not quite so bitter. Guaranteed to loosen up even the most proper englishman.
Egg NogJust like the drink. A great christmas treat — maybe even spiked. Just keep your uncle away from it...
Espresso Chocolate ChunkOur coffee ice cream w/ dark chocolate chunks. Don't plan on sleeping much after this one.
FirecrackerA tutti—frutti ice cream topped w/ pop rock candy. Oddly enough, more kids order this than adults.
French SilkA lighter chocolate ice cream w/ crisp chocolate flakes. For the bourgouise, but of course.
Ginger White Chocolate ChunkA white chocolate ice cream w/ white chocolate chunks & a hint of ginger. Not the one from gilligan's island.
GrasshopperA mint ice cream w/ chunks of keebler grasshopper cookies. No bugs, sorry.
Gummy BearA tutti frutti ice cream w/ gummy bears. They're fun to eat when they're frozen. It's like their hibernating & you catch them unawares... heh heh heh.
HazelnutThis one is fairly unusual — made w/ an italian hazel nut paste (think nutella).
Hot CocoaMade w/ hot cocoa mix & filled w/ marshmallows. It's like bizarro-cocoa or something.Options:
Bizarro-cocoa, Something
Key LimeA dense ice cream w/ egg yolks, lime, & graham crackers. You'll never need the pie again.
LemonA surprisingly subtle ice cream — very nice w/ tart desserts. Used car salesmen love this one.
Maple CinnamonMostly a maple flavor w/ a touch of cinnamon. Good on pancakes & waffles. ; )
Mint Chocolate ChunkA mint ice cream w/ dark chocolate chunks. And to everyone's surprise, ours is not fake green like every other mint ice cream...
PeachA peach ice cream w/ chunks of peaches, as close as we could get to mom's 4th of july homemade. Unless your mom made bad peach ice cream.
Peanut ButterNot recommended for those w/ a heart condition, but heavily recommended for pregnant women. No we don't add pickles.
PeppermintA peppermint ice cream w/ green & red peppermint pieces, a holiday favorite. Candy cane, meet your match!
PistachioA pistachio ice cream filled w/ pistachio nuts. Eat one to get a pistachio mustachio.
Pralines & CreamA clumpies' top ten, filled w/ candied pecans (pralines) & a caramel swirl. I always wondered what pralines were...
PumpkinAnother holiday favorite, just like pumpkin pie, only colder. And no crust. And no leftovers.
Raspberry CreamA completely mixed raspberry ice cream, dark pink in color. Berry good.
Raspberry SmoochA white chocolate ice cream w/ white chocolate chunks, kissed w/ a raspberry ribbon — a valentine's day creation. Raspberry & white chocolate sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
Rum RaisinA rum flavored ice cream filled w/ raisins, which are soaked in rum. Popular w/ the baby boomers.
StrawberryWe add strawberry puree, strawberries, & then more strawberries. See a theme developing?
Strawberry CheesecakeOur cheesecake ice cream w/ a strawberry ribbon. For serious dessert-eaters only.
Strawberry KissOur strawberry ice cream kissed w/ dark chocolate chunks — a valentines' day creation. Who needs cupid?
Sweet CreamThis ice cream is the starting point of every clumpies' ice cream. As plain as ice cream gets — & that's high praise.
Vanilla BeanAn intricate blend of indonesian & bourbon vanillas, w/ eggs & vanilla bean specks. Didn't realize vanilla was so exotic didja?
Vanilla HeathVanilla ice cream full of heath toffee chunks. There's not really anything funny about that.
White ChocolateMixed in melted white chocolate w/ white chocolate chunks. Mighty whitey.
White Chocolate AlmondWhite chocolate ice cream w/ white chocolate chunks & the most unbelievable almonds known to man. Thank you & goodnight!
SorbetsEach sorbet doesn't really need an individual description. All of our sorbets are simply a particular fruit, improved upon by us. Ok, ok, maybe they aren't actually all that much better than nature, but they are good. We puree the fruit then add sugar, water, & freeze.
